Chris DeLuca

Comedian, Writer, Emmy Nominated Producer, Correspondent, "Before" Model

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Thelma Chiaka with two of the only people who DIDN’T come out of her on this day.

Thelma Chiaka with two of the only people who DIDN’T come out of her on this day.

What Sucks…Giving Birth To Six Babies in Nine Minutes!

March 24, 2019 by Chris DeLuca

Hats off to this young lady lady in Houston, Thelma Chiaka, who this past week gave birth to sextuplets- having 6 babies in 9 minutes.

I’ll say that again in case your vaginas weren’t listening- SIX BABIES IN NINE MINUTES!

Holy crap, there are spiders out there going “Chill, lady.” I’ve seen clown cars let out less people! That’s a full basketball team AND a 6th man. Now look, she received an amazing gift, and I’m sure one day she’ll look back at this day as truly the best day in her life.  Or at least the best day she’s had since she’s had a functioning private part.

March 24, 2019 /Chris DeLuca
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