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      <image:caption>Hey jag-offs! Water flavoring already exists- it’s called juice! Or Soda, or anything that ISN’T water!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m all for funding the USPS, no doubt, but MAYBE just MAYBE they wouldn’t be on the precipice of bankruptcy if Stamps.Com wasn’t supporting 97.8 percent of the world’s podcasts!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Makes a huge spectacle about getting a haircut from a woman whose salon was shut down and THIS is the haircut she gave him?! Maybe she SHOULD be in jail!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And exhaustive 12 part web-series about people who do dumb things on video and then get what they deserve that I wrote and produced for the NY Post Video Department starring Justin Tyler!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They came THIS close to death but survived, and more importantly were videotaped so that the very funny Betsy Kenney could host the web-series I wrote and produced for liberal rag the NY Post called “We Can’t Believed They Survived!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>11 AM check out your local listings, as I make celebrities do things they immediately regret, in my new job as a Senior Celebrity Producer on Nick’s new talk show!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Airing every Monday through Thursdays, live 10PM to 11PM, check out the show I’m currently working on, and especially check out my segments “A$AP Sports Desk w/ A$AP Twelvvy” and “Worse Weekend Than You w/ Dee Nasty.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come see me live, doing stand up in my TRIUMPHANT return to Weehawken, NJ! May 17, at the Weehawken Elks Club!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s no way we’re doing this Trump thing again, right? No, it’s actually just a very realistic and addictive TV show, like Succession, or Breaking Bad, that the whole country’s watching. And THIS podcast, is the aftershow! Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3om6ZX_8wWWDx-dzY73sxg Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talking-trump-the-american-emperor-aftershow/id1750590084 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5uSCBWp8s4a5km0A9uZInv Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/americanemperoraftershow/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects... - Diesel Brothers &amp; Monster Jam: Breaking World Records!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Write for a Monster Truck stunt show that sets a bunch of Guinness World records? You bet your A**! Come join us for the Stuntacular on August 8th on Discovery!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects... - Dark Side of the Ring: After Dark</image:title>
      <image:caption>An after show, for the awesome Vice Professional Wrestling documentary series “Dark Side of the Ring” starring Chris Gethard. Tuesday nights, 11PM.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Projects... - Highwire Live! w/ Nik Wallenda</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, why SHOULDN’T my career include a stint where I write for a dude who’s walking 25 stories off the ground over Times Square?! Hosted by Michael Strahan &amp; Erin Andrews- check it out on June 23rd!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Also check out the OTHER soon to be released Facebook Watch series I wrote and produced for the New York Post, called “They Had It Coming!” , starring the hilarious and talented comic, writer, and producer Justin Tyler. Dumb people, caught on video doing dumb things, then getting what they deserve. It’ll make you laugh and it’ll make you feel better about your life. HERE IS OUR FIRST EPISODE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3mjIXj9L0c</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Check me out on June 14th, on “The Test Of Time” Podcast, where I sit down with the great Alan Noah &amp; James Brief, hosts of the “The Test of Time” podcast, where we discuss in depth the great cinematic achievement that is “Weird Science”, written and directed by John Hughes, starring Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock and the late Bill Paxton. Link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-154-weird-science-1985/id1134179516?i=1000441460671</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming at you February 18th, on Tru TV- check out the greatest chicken wing game show in history of the world! Trailer!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Check out the soon to be released Facebook Watch series I wrote and produced for the New York Post called “We Can’t Believe They Survived”, where the very funny comedian, writer and creator of the podcast “Done”, Betsy Kenney, brings you incredible video that you will not believe, of people just narrowly missing death. It’s okay to laugh, they survived!</image:caption>
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